- girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
- me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns