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(Source: nocoffeeplease)

friedchickenugget:

walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hotimage

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

(Source: stressedemoji)

onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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(Source: 2pcanadas)

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

(Source: cyberho)

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

(Source: cyberho)

officialronstoppable:

for someone who hates boys i really really like boys

  • *at my funeral*
  • Me: *dead*
  • *run the world (girls) starts playin*
  • Me: *Tells God i will brb* *jumps out casket* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BEYONCÉ

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister