- girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
- me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
- me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
