Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot